Whiskey River Soap Co. LLC
Whickey River Zero Fucks Air Freshener
$9.99
Zero Fucks Know what stinks? Not you! Now that you have your very own candle air freshener to haul around with you, people will quit pinching their noses and running for the hills. Hopefully. You still have to occasionally bathe, you know. Creamsicle Scented Double-sided full-color air freshener measures 3 1/2″ x 3″ H; comes with nylon hanging...
Whiskey River Astrology Candles
$18.99
Whiskey River Astrology Candles Write In Order Description the Desired Type of Candle The Types are as following, Capricon, Aquarius, Pisces, Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, and Sagittarius. Have you ever seen a more perfect gift for astrology lovers than this candle? This candle contains a blend of scents that corr...
Whiskey River Astrology Pencils Aries
$12.99
ARIESMarch 21 - April 19Aries Traits:• Born Winner• Confrontational• Overachiever• Competitive• Hot-Tempered• Type APencils:• I COULD'VE EASILY GONE PRO• FIGHT ME• I ALWAYS KNOW WHAT I'M DOING• FOR MY NEXT TRICK...• NEAR PERFECTION• UNFINISHED PROJECTS PENCIL• WROTE THE 1ST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB• 100% (Backwards selfie pencil!)
Whiskey River Astrology Pencils Capricorn
$12.99
CAPRICORN December 22 - January 19Capricorn Traits:• Domineering• Sarcastic• Basic Workaholic• Goal-Oriented• Cynical• StubbornPencils:• EVERY SILVER LINING HAS A CLOUD• MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY• EVERY DAY I'M HUSTLIN'• BLESS YOUR LITTLE HEART• BOSSY AF• MY PAY STUBS ARE LIT• BECAUSE I READ THE MANUAL• CONTROL FREEEEEAK (Backwards selfie pencil!)
Whiskey River Astrology Pencils Gemini
$12.99
GEMINIMay 21 - June 20Gemini Traits:• Gossipy• Unpredictable• Flirt• Dual-Personality• Superficial• FicklePencils:• VODKA IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL• I MADE MEMES BEFORE IT WAS COOL• I DON'T WANT TO GOSSIP, BUT...• WAIT TIL YOU MEET MY OTHER PERSONALITY• I DON'T CARE WHAT I SAID 10 MINS AGO• GEMINIS ARE LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES• I'M NOT SUPERFICIAL, JU...
Whiskey River Astrology Pencils Leo
$12.99
LEOJuly 23 - August 22Leo Traits:• Charismatic• Fun-Loving• Narcissist• Dramatic• Talented• LeaderPencils:• LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!• BUT LET'S GET BACK TO ME• DID SOMEONE SAY JELLO SHOTS?• LEOS HAVE THE MOST STALKERS• EVEN YOUR MOM LOVES ME• SPOON-FEED ME COMPLIMENTS• MY AURA SHOOTS RAINBOWS & GLITTER• HELLO GORGEOUS (Backwards selfie pencil!)
Whiskey River Astrology Pencils Libra
$12.99
LIBRASeptember 23 - October 22Libra Traits:• Diplomatic• People-Pleaser• Passive-Aggressive• Indecisive• Superficial• FlirtPencils:• THANKS FOR NOTHING• I'M SORRY I SAY SORRY ALL THE TIME • I'M DATING SOMEONE BUT WE CAN TEXT• IT'S NO PROBLEM!!!!• EASILY DISTRACTE...• WHY CAN'T WE ALL GET ALONG?• PRETTY PETTY, BUT STILL PRETTY• ADORABLE AF (Back...
Whiskey River Astrology Pencils Pisces
$12.99
PISCESFebruary 19 - March 20Pisces Traits:• Dreamer• Sensitive• Procrastinator• Charitable• Intuitive• Easily-ledPencils:• TIME FOR MY SECOND NAP• STRAY ANIMAL COLLECTOR• WILDLY UNDERAPPRECIATED• DRINKS LIKE A FISH• AMAZEBALLS IDEAS PENCIL• MY ALONE TIME IS FOR YOUR SAFETY• WILL ACCEPT FLATTERY• TOTAL DREAMER (Backwards selfie pencil!) Contains ...
Whiskey River Astrology Pencils Scorpio
$12.99
SCORPIOOctober 23 - November 21Scorpio Traits:• Passionate• Obsessive• Vindictive• Suspicious• Intense• CompetitivePencils:• CHECKMATE.• WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?• REVENGE IS BEST SERVED CONSTANTLY• TWIRLING MY INVISIBLE MOUSTACHE• EVIL MASTERMIND• BEST FRENEMIES FOREVER• PROFESSIONAL STALKER• FIERCE AF (Backwards selfie pencil!) Contains 8 Standard No...
Whiskey River Astrology Pencils Taurus
$12.99
TAURUSApril 20 - May 20Taurus Traits:• Foodie• Sharp Dresser• Stubborn• Possessive• Loyal• Jealous StreakPencils:• INFLEXIBLE BECAUSE I'M RIGHT• WHO WERE YOU JUST TEXTING?• I NEED MORE MIDDLE FINGERS• I HEARD THERE WOULD BE CAKE• JUST CALL ME DICTATOR FOR SHORT• TREAT YO'SELF IS ON MY FAMILY CREST• CHAMPAGNE GOES WITH EVERYTHING• CLASSY AF (Back...
Whiskey River Astrology Pencils Virgo
$12.99
VIRGOAugust 23 - September 22Virgo Traits:• Perfectionist• Hypochondriac• Methodical• Critical• Hyperactive• Self-InvolvedPencils:• I COUGHED NOW I'M DEAD• LIST-MAKING PENCIL• LET ME OVERTHINK THAT• THAT TOTALLY REMINDS ME OF ME• I EXCEL IN RANDOM WORST-CASE SCENARIOS• SCHEDULING AN IMPROMPTU PARTY!• VIRGOS FOLD TOWELS PERFECTLY• NOBODY'S PERFEC...
Whiskey River Bath Bomb What Kids
$9.99
Scent What Kids? Brand Whiskey River Soap Co. Item Weight 6 Ounces Item Form Ball Variety Bath Bomb About this item Smells like a locked door. Scented: Wine Straight From the Bottle Don't get me wrong, kids, of COURSE I love you. I mean, I created you! You're the reason I get out of bed every morning (not usually by choice)...
